“Last Christmas”: the Boris Johnson Christmas party karaoke version

Last Christmas, I kept you apart
But the very next day, I partied away
This year, to save donors from tears
I’ll give them all something special

Once bitten and twice shy
That what they say, but it doesn’t apply
Sleaze and corruption, so many stories
But still you will keep on voting for Tories

“Forgive me, forgive me” you all heard me say
When my Peppa Pig speech had gone all astray
Yet still you can’t see what a fool I have been
At the next election, I’ll fool you again

Last Christmas, I kept you apart
But the very next day, I partied away
This year, to save donors from tears
I’ll give them all something special

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Last Christmas, the Prime Minister hosted a packed party in Downing Street, an event that broke his own lockdown rules. When public health messaging is so vital, how are people expected to trust a PM when he thinks it is one rule for him and one rule for everybody else? #PMQs pic.twitter.com/awfESl9UEd

— Ian Blackford (@Ianblackford_MP) December 1, 2021

Just one of the millions of us who kept to the rules:

PMQs: PM under fire over No 10 lockdown Christmas parties. My 83 year old Dad told me he was dying and it would be his last Christmas. My Mum has terminal dementia. We drove 110 miles and exchanged presents in the rain in the garden. He died in March https://t.co/BI1lH3CeYA

— Ronpeck (@Ronpeck11) December 1, 2021